I am looking for someone that is genuine, honest, and has their life figured out. Someone that I can see myself growing old with. I am looking to relocate as well.
I'm just putting myself out there and hoping for the best. Looking for something long term and not interested in hookups or being a sugar daddy. Pretty laid back and love sarcastic and witty humor. Hit me up :)

Think I should add more fun info to my profile. Dating websites are so boring sometimes. Without further ado, here's a list of random things that you, yes you, might enjoy:

Today I learned that the dodo bird is actually extinct. Extinct? I didn't even know they were sick.

I'm really good at 2 things, procrastinating AND bringing all the groceries inside in one trip.

My 1st grade teacher described me as pokey because I was always the last person in line.

We'll get along if you like to be the little spoon

Everyone always says "this is the greatest thing since sliced bread"..but I'd like to give a shout out to the shovel. Now that was a ground breaking invention.

If I could have any superpower it would be mind reading

In a nuclear explosion there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas would be cooked to perfection

People say sus because they don't know how to spell supsicious

I think Guacamole and bacon are extremely overrated

There was absolutely enough space for both Rose and Jack at the end of Titanic


Maybe I will add more random stuff later....toodles